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Are you tired of those sissy "friendship" poems that always sound good,
But never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship
You will see no
cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.


1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against
The sorry bastard who made you sad.


2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.


3. When you smile -- I will know you finally got laid.


4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.


5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit
whining


6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.


7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me until you are well
again. I don't want whatever you have.


8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.


This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because
you are my friend".



Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it,
but only you can feel the true warmth.
 

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