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The Old Boat...

They say the two happiest days in life are the day you buy a boat and
the day you sell it. Joe and John were identical twins. Joe owned an old
dilapidated boat and kept pretty much to himself. One day he rented out
his boat to a group of out-of-staters who sank it. Joe spent all day
trying to salvage as much stuff as he could and was out of touch all
that day and most of the evening.

Unbeknownst to him, his brother John's wife, died suddenly. When he got
back on shore, he went into town to pick up a few things at the grocery
store. A kind old neighbor woman mistook him for John and said, "I'm
so sorry for your loss. You must feel terrible."

Joe, thinking she was talking about his boat said, "Hell no! Fact is
I'm sort of glad to be rid of her. She was a rotten old thing from the
beginning. Her bottom was all shriveled up and she smelled like old
dead fish. She was always holding water. She had a bad crack in the
back and a pretty big hole in the front too. Every time I used her, her
hole got bigger and she leaked like crazy. I guess what finally
finished her off was when I rented her to those four guys looking for a
good time. I warned them that she wasn't very good and smelled bad.
But they wanted her anyway. The darn fools tried to get in her all at
one time and she split right up the middle!"

The old woman fainted.
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