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Due to the popularity of the Survivor shows, Texas
is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive
to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston
and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa,
Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper
stickers that read:
"I'm Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef",
"I Voted for John Kerry", "George Strait Sucks",
"Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your gun".
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
is planning to do one entitled, "Survivor-Texas Style."
The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive
to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston
and down to Brownsville. They will then
proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa,
Lubbock and Amarillo.
From there they will go on to Abilene, Fort Worth
and finally back to Dallas.
Each will be driving a pink Volvo with bumper
stickers that read:
"I'm Gay", "I Love the Dixie Chicks", "Boycott Beef",
"I Voted for John Kerry", "George Strait Sucks",
"Hillary in 2008" and "I'm here to confiscate your gun".
The first one to make it back to Dallas alive wins.
