NO SPEAKAH DE ENGLISH\n\n\nA bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated \nconversation. \n\nThe lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention\n is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following: \n\n"Emma come first. \n\nDen I come. \n\nDen two asses come together. \n\nI come once-a-more! \n\nTwo asses, they come together again. \n\nI come again and pee twice. \n\nThen I come one lasta time." \n\nThe lady can't take this any more, \n\n"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly. \n\n "In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives. \n\n\n"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. \n\n"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."