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A bus stops and 2 men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated

The lady sitting next to them ignores them at first, but her attention
is galvanized when she hears one of them say the following:

"Emma come first.

Den I come.

Den two asses come together.

I come once-a-more!

Two asses, they come together again.

I come again and pee twice.

Then I come one lasta time."

The lady can't take this any more,

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed pig," she retorted indignantly.

"In this country. we don't speak aloud in Public places about our sex lives.

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.

"Who talkin' abouta sex? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell 'Mississippi'."
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You are a really sick man. :rofl1: :rofl2: :rofl1: :rofl2:
How many times did you go back and re-read it to see if it indeed spelt Mississippi ? ;) 2 or 3 times ? :eek: :D
:clap: :D :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :notworthy: :rofl1:
HUH? Was he jamaican or mexican? I need to know so I cn tell this joke right. :cool1:
I was thinking they was Italian. Maybe Cajun :dunno:
Be careful, my wife is Sicilian, & if she thinks you making bad about Italians she'll send the staff car to pay a little visit, if you get my drift. :D :D :D
Definitely Cajun. I could hear my g-pa saying that! :lmao: :rofl1:
remember to look over your shoulder before you tell any Italian jokes
How do you stop an Italian from talking ???????? cut off his hands :neener: :tongue2: :rofl1: :cool1:
let me told ya sometin, dat wass fo sho caj-on! halfa ma peoples(cajun for family) speak dat way and ifn ya don folla reel clost like, ya get loast lik a wee lil mudbug ina hurrikan, mon ami!
Your killing me! :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :notworthy: :notworthy: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :rofl1: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :tongue2: :tongue2: :tongue2: :neener: :neener: :neener:
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