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It's a Saturday morning in January and the weather is horrible but I'm happy because I'm watching bass fishing on the T.V.---I AM A BASSHOLE! 
It's sleeting in February and I'm in my garage cleaning reels and organizing my tackle boxes and I'm happy---I AM A BASSHOLE! :dance01:
March is here and I've taken my boat to the shop for a tune up and a spring "once over." I know the bill will be too high but I'm happy---I AM A BASSHOLE :victory:
It's the night before the first fishing trip of the year and I can't sleep a wink. Did I pack everything? Are my rods rigged with the right lures? Is the bite going to be good? Nope, I can't sleep but I'm happy--I AM A BASSHOLE :mix:
My partner backs the boat in and I turn the key and the engine fires right up. The smell of the exhaust, and the anticipation of big bass makes my heart race---I AM A BASSHOLE!! 8) 8)
WAIT!! How come there's water up to my ankles in the boat? What the heck! Where's that comming from? THE PLUG, THE PLUG, I forgot the gall dang PLUG!! :cussin: :cussin: I am NOT happy---I AM AN IDIOT :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Happy first trip, Bassholes. Don't forget the plug!
It's sleeting in February and I'm in my garage cleaning reels and organizing my tackle boxes and I'm happy---I AM A BASSHOLE! :dance01:
March is here and I've taken my boat to the shop for a tune up and a spring "once over." I know the bill will be too high but I'm happy---I AM A BASSHOLE :victory:
It's the night before the first fishing trip of the year and I can't sleep a wink. Did I pack everything? Are my rods rigged with the right lures? Is the bite going to be good? Nope, I can't sleep but I'm happy--I AM A BASSHOLE :mix:
My partner backs the boat in and I turn the key and the engine fires right up. The smell of the exhaust, and the anticipation of big bass makes my heart race---I AM A BASSHOLE!! 8) 8)
WAIT!! How come there's water up to my ankles in the boat? What the heck! Where's that comming from? THE PLUG, THE PLUG, I forgot the gall dang PLUG!! :cussin: :cussin: I am NOT happy---I AM AN IDIOT :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:
Happy first trip, Bassholes. Don't forget the plug!