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We're Off to See the Wizard!
Four United States Presidents get caught up in a tornado
and off they whirled to the land of OZ.
They finally made it to the Emerald City and went to find the Great Wizard .
What brings the 4 of you before the great Wizard of Oz?
Jimmy Carter stepped forward timidly and said:
I've come for some courage.
No Problem! said the Wizard. Whos next?
Richard Nixon stepped forward,
Well, I think I need a heart.
Done! says the Wizard.
Who comes next before the Great and Powerful Oz?
Up stepped Dubya(Bush) and said,
I'm told by the American people that I need a brain.
No problem! said the Wizard.
Consider it done.
Then there is a great silence in the hall.
Bill Clinton is just standing there, looking around,
But he doesnt say a word.
Irritated, the Wizard finally asks,
Well, what do you want?

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