Disclaimer - cleaned up to protect the innocent .....
Two non southern guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment - the reels, the rods, the loaded tackle box, Chevy Pickup, z22 Ranger Bass boat, and even a cabin at a premiere lake in Alabama. I mean they spend a fortune!
The first day they go fishing, but they don't catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on the third day. It goes on like this until finally, on the last day of their vacation, one of the men catches a fish.
As they're driving home they're really depressed. One of the non southern guys turns to the other and says, "Do you realise that one lousy fish we caught cost us three thousand bucks?"
The other non southern guy says, "Wow! Then it's a good thing we didn't catch any more!"