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Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did a cured ham actually have?
How is it we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why are you "In a movie" but you're "on T.V."?
Can a hearse carring a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
If corn oil is made of corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what's baby oil made from?
Does the "Alphabet" song and "Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star" have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorroid when its in your butt?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"--but it's only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?

Just a few things to consider on a Monday afternoon. :eek:
 

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:rofl1: :rofl2: thanks that gave me a wonderful laugh & i needed it too.
 
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